With summer right around the corner I am running out of material. Not only are my kids MUCH less funny this time of the year, but I have started to use what my mom calls “selective hearing” with them. I don’t want to disappoint and leave anyone feeling like I am slacking so I will share an e-mail that I received the other day. I got a kick out of this and knew I had to share with all of you.
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment…
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington

LMAO. What makes it even funnier is that the mom wrote a note to clarify.